2. Five minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine

4. Go ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Dont do it

5. Loud sigh : This is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing ( Refer back to no 3 for the meaning of nothing )

6. That’s okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome. ( I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot – that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say ‘you’re welcome’.. that will bring on a ‘whatever’ )

8. Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying STUFF YOU!

9. Dont worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking ‘Whats wrong?’ for the woman’s response refer to no 3

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